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Paris Hilton And Tara Reid Try To Stay Relevant On Instagram

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Jan 5th 2015, 17:48, by Durka Durka Mohammed

Paris Hilton selfie



Banged out old whores from the 1990’s Paris Hilton and Tara Reid both tried to stay relevant by posting slutty photos to their Instagram accounts this weekend.


As you can see in the photo above, Paris Hilton took a selfie of her surprisingly full cleavage while wearing a bathrobe and waiting to get her genital warts burned off at some sort of fancy STD spa.


For her part Tara Reid had her photo taken while completely nude and laying in a hammock. Of course Tara Reid has no choice in regards to the hammock, as the years Tara spent getting her ass pounded in the heathen Hollywood have left her with crippling hemorrhoids and an extremely tender anus.


Tara Reid Instagram

Yes, it is clear from these Instagram photos that, much like the herpes virus that courses through their veins, Paris Hilton and Tara Reid are determined to be around forever and flare up at the most inopportune moments.

The post Paris Hilton And Tara Reid Try To Stay Relevant On Instagram appeared first on Celeb Jihad.

Mila Kunis Celebrates The New Year With Anal

Mila Kunis Celebrates The New Year With Anal
Jan 5th 2015, 20:30, by Durka Durka Mohammed

Mila Kunis anal



The photo above of Mila Kunis enjoying some anal at a New Year’s eve party has just been leaked online.


What better way for a degenerate slut like Mila Kunis to ring in the New Year, then for her to get her anus stretched on camera like this. No doubt Mila getting her ass pounded will now become a beloved New Year’s tradition which she will cherish for years to come, or at least until her pummeled rectum prolapses out of her butt.


Yes you can forget a ball drop, Mila Kunis wants balls smacking her ass cheeks as she takes it deep in her Hershey highway when the clock strikes midnight. And instead of singing “Auld Lang Syne” Mila will be yowling like an alley cat as her backdoor is busted open at the start of every new year.

The post Mila Kunis Celebrates The New Year With Anal appeared first on Celeb Jihad.


The Top 10 1980’s Sitcom Girls Nude

The Top 10 1980’s Sitcom Girls Nude
May 8th 2015, 11:25, by Durka Durka Mohammed

Alyssa Milano Nicole Eggert



The 1980’s were certainly the cultural golden years in the US of A. For not only was the American government funding Al-Qaeda to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan and secretly selling weapons to the caliphate of Iran, but women on television were covering their shameful bodies in bulky leg warmers and over-sized bedazzled jackets and sweaters.


Unfortunately this righteous time did not last long, as the 1990’s saw a tremendous increase in depravity which has continued to grow exponentially through the years. To illustrate this decline, below we have compiled the top 10 photos of 1980’s sitcom girls who went on to pose nude in later years.


#10 Leslie Bega – “Head of the Class”


Leslie Bega nude

Leslie played the sassy lipped Jersey girl “Maria Borges” on the hit show “Head of the Class”. She later demonstrated her range as an actress by playing a sassy lipped Jersey girl who gets naked on “The Sopranos”.



#9 Dana Plato – “Different Strokes”


Dana Plato nude

Dana made a name for herself in the 1980’s playing “Kimberly Drummond” on “Different Strokes”. Dana then went on to get naked in a softcore lesbian porn parody movie not so creatively titled “Different Strokes”.



#8 Allison Smith – “Kate & Allie”


Allison Smith nude

Allison was the eldest daughter “Jennie Lowell” on “Kate & Allie”, and she later got naked in exchange for a crate of bananas in some obscure Spanish film called “Los Anos Barbaros”.



#7 Justine Bateman – “Family Ties”


Justine Bateman nude

The not as famous sister of beloved actor Jason Bateman, Justine is best known as “Mallory Keaton” on “Family Ties”. She gets naked in the aptly titled film “Out of Order”.



#6 Nicole Eggert – “Charles In Charge”


Nicole Eggert nude

Nicole played the good looking popular daughter “Jamie Powell” on “Charles In Charge”. She then went on to have quite a successful career in the 90’s whoring her nude body in Playboy and in the film “Blown Away”.



#5 Jamie Luner – “Just The Ten Of Us”


Jamie Luner nude

Jamie was “Cindy Lubbock” on the hit show “Just The Ten Of Us”. Few knew back then that the show was also a fitting title for Jamie’s typical Saturday night, as she later proved to be tremendous whore by getting naked in the movie “Tryst”.



#4 Olivia d’Abo – “The Wonder Years”


Olivia d'Abo nude

Olivia was the elder troublemaker sister on “The Wonder Years”. She gets naked in the horribly titled film “Live Nude Girls”, as the majority of the movie is women talking about relationships during a sleepover. Rest assured the shyster producers of this film will be hearing from my lawyers soon.



#3 Lisa Bonet – “The Cosby Show”


Lisa Bonet nude

Lisa played Denise Huxtable on “The Cosby Show”, and she appeared nude in the film “Angel Heart”… and in Bill Cosby’s dressing room… but she probably wasn’t conscious for that.



#2 Elizabeth Berkley – “Saved By The Bell”


Elizabeth Berkley nude

Elizabeth is best known for playing the brainiac goody-goody “Jessie Spano” on “Saved By The Bell”. Of course she inexplicably caused quite a stir in the 90’s when she played the much more believable role of a Vegas stripper in the MC-17 rated film “Showgirls”.



#1 Alyssa Milano – “Who’s The Boss”


Alyssa Milano nude

Alyssa became a nubile sex symbol in the 1980’s while playing Tony Danza’s daughter “Samantha Micelli” on the hit show “Who’s The Boss”. Of course us Muslims never understood Alyssa’s appeal as that “Jonathan” character from the show had much more delicate features and probably the tighter anus.


Alyssa finally got naked in 1995 (many years too late to be of interest to us Muslims) while filming a softcore porn movie called “Embrace of the Vampire”. To spare you the pain of having to watch that cinematic abortion, below is a video featuring her nude scenes from the film.



Taylor Swift Drunk Naked Photo Leaked

Taylor Swift Drunk Naked Photo Leaked
May 7th 2015, 19:33, by Durka Durka Mohammed

Taylor Swift naked



This photo of what appears to be a drunk and naked Taylor Swift spreading eagle in someone’s dorm room has just been leaked online.


No doubt Taylor got wasted on hunch punch at some college house party, and then was taken home and photographed naked by a snot-nosed freshman. Of course this type of degenerate behavior is quite common on infidel college campuses. While the pious Muslim students are in their dorm rooms studying nuclear physics and commercial airline piloting, their kuffar counterparts are out all night killing their brain cells with alcohol and contracting STDs by banging whores like Taylor Swift.


Yes the depraved nature of Western culture is perfectly personified on their college campuses. Thank Allah that the infidels who run and attend these institutions are too distracted by sluts like Taylor Swift to notice that they are providing the necessary educational training for the next generation of Jihadists to finally bring about the holy Islamic caliphate world order.